Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Original Knock Knock jokes.

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?”
There must be more jokes with this opening than any other formula. So I was wondering, why are knock knock jokes so popular? I didn’t come up with an answer, but I did come up with a couple of original knock knock jokes that you’ve never heard before:

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lee.”
“Lee who?”
“Leave the door open so I don’t have to knock.”

And:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Wendy.”
“Wendy who?”
“When do you think you’ll fix your doorbell?”

What I like best about these knock-knock jokes, is that they are about the fact that someone is knocking on a door.