Wednesday, April 06, 2011

How to sound like a misogynist.

HIM "My girlfriend crashed my motorbike"

HER "Is she alright?"

HIM "She has a broken brake lever and bent handle bars, but luckily she's still ridable"

HER "Wha...?"

HIM "Oh my girlfriend; she has a broken hand and a sprained thumb, but luckily she can still do the housework."